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Pro Tip: Can’t wait to start drinking? Count down to the European New Year like my neighbors just did. #HappyNewYear2021

Can't wait for the CIA Boiler Room set

It’s crazy how long it’s been since a DJ has told me where to put my hands.

This guy randomly popped into my head for the first time in 20 years and now I can't stop thinking about simpler times.

Don’t even talk to me about your startup idea if it doesn’t use the British Indian Ocean Territory country code top-level domain. #io

is listening to Daft Punk on repeat.

The Purge, but it’s just all mics being unmuted for 12 hours.

It’s hilarious that we’ve all decided to specify each Johnson brother but entirely leave out BioNTech, the developer of the vaccine, when casually discussing vaccine options.

Failed kidnapping attempt — nice try DoorDash.

If anyone comes across my prescription sunglasses at the bottom of San Marcos River in Texas hmu

I thought “Happy Friday” was bad until today, when I got a “Happy Tuesday!” Please do not do this, unless it’s followed by a request for tacos and/or tequila.

It’s 2/22/22 22:22 and I don’t know what to do with this information

I have so much respect for coworkers speaking in their 2nd or 3rd language. I can barely communicate in my native tongue.

There’s a bug in my Notes app preventing me from checking off to-dos and it’s frankly unacceptable how long it took me to notice.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3wP19zR

Little Caesars earns $4 billion in revenue and is the third largest pizza chain in the US. Out of curiosity, a quick Twitter poll. When’s the last time you’ve bought their food?

The results are in, and we can conclude that… I need more followers to run useful polls. Carry on, Little Caesars.

Yes the clocks changed, but the real difference this morning was how many Astros fans appeared out of thin air.

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