forgive me karl marx for i have bought

I think about this interaction at least once a week

Get the hint… I don’t want you back…

Forgive me father for I have cranked it

Etsy witch. Make his dick fall off

I hate certain stops on the bus. Wtf do you mean you're getting off here bro are you fucked in the head

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is

Bruno Mars looked at Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) on this day 18 years ago.

i’m starting with zendaya in versace as joan d’arc at the met gala 2018, will go down in history as one of the best met gala looks of all time

Thornbury KFC usually has all young guys working but the Baddie Squad is on tonight omg, 5 absolute queens w long ponytails manning all the stations at the front counter I’m obsessed

I like in Hey Ya when André 3000 says "Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!" He is my neighbor

I see way too many people saying “run a muck” instead of “run amok” on dating apps in particular for some reason

And my life was changed forever

So disorganised to book the outstanding parts of my trip and paying zero attention to how much everything is tallying up dollar-wise… get me to the Veuve garden cafe post-Ruinart cellar tour in Reims stat

BREAKING: jason derulo has fallen down the stairs at the met gala

Celebrating my 400 day Duolingo streak by finally deleting my account bc the devs have made the app unusable, I’m finally free from Duo’s shackles!!!!!

This looks so silly but I also understand the vision and wish to partake in it

In contrast, I do not see the vision here and want absolutely no part in it. CHOP

From my speedrun of met looks, majority are chops and incredibly boring for a theme that would be so fucking easy to execute well on imo. Wrap it up. No more.

Cousin Itt but make it slay