Several blinks. Now he kind of feels bad for being so dramatic. "Wait, no, I was just kidding - Besides, /not/ giving it to me will /definitely/ make you one -"

// My son keeps trying to eat tinsel, so I am selling him for a nickle.

Hands move to catch the bag before happily opening it, a smile coming onto his face. "Thanks."

// That is a very valid thing to get distracted by, honestly.

He stays quiet for a while, turning the Tanto around in his hand as he examines it. "Jeez Jaybird, ya didn't need to spend /that/ much on me-"

// Course /None/ of us are normal

"Doesn't change the fact it was still more than ya should have." A pause, green eyes shifting over to the other. "Oh? Whatcha get her?"

"Damn......she's gonna love those, thanks."

"Kids that don't know what pokemon is. Fortunately, she is not one of said kids."

"You're no fun."

"Give me a few minutes, and I can change that-"

"It's too late for it /not/ to be one."

"Damn, can't have fun on the job??"

"Come on now, that would ruin the surprise."

// Who the fuck let me have money?

// It has been zero days since I burned myself with oil 😔

// I WAS DOING FINE UNTIL I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY CHIMICHANGA

// Yeah :)

// Music randomly started playing at work and it wasn't the usual one from the claw machine. Demons, JIM

// I made a TF2 account, and I've been being silly and goofy over there. My bad, it /will/ happen again 😔