27/04/2020 week 5 of lockdown - Dear diary, unreal chokin furra bit a hash 😂🍁

wonder if Dev is still keepin it real durin these difficult times we currently find ourselves in 😕 Also if he is keepin it real just how real is he keeping it ?!

mer lit parademic oot er troops bounced doon at oak mall fur a loaf n a pack a skins n cunts ur cuttin aboot lit darth fader n at lit fs get me outta !! 🔥 stay woke team! 👀

Inverclyde I'm A Celebrity Special: Get me outta Lockdown!! 😎🙌🏻 The hosts will be the first seasons winner martin compston and runner up 'the wee bueno guy'! 🔥🔥

best thing to come out of port glasgow - Great Tea salt & chilli chips worst things - jordan oneill, declan mcdade, jordan oneills car, aidan kellys dog

22 right trooperz a came flyin oot wae a bottla tonic in wan hawn n a 20 bag a cheeba in eh other chantin murdy dam boyz do it best fuck yer coppers heweegawo! 😎😈🔥🙌🏻

me n Dev hinkin aboot gettin wan a them Russian Gulags for the hoose in time for the good weather comin in, willing to pay the extra cash if anyone can come out and fit it ASAP! 👍🏻

say wit yis want aboot borris but es got some arse on him dont @ is 😏✌🏻

big Doc got his coaching badges from Fei Wong #Fraud

Happy Birthday to the worst football coach I've ever had the displeasure of seeing on the touchline the docatron Aka. Big doc/Mr sacked in the morning.

spent £80 on 4 tactical vests (worn by SANTAN the rapper guy) on saturday only meant to buy the one incase anything kicks off so we have 3 up for grabs at £20 a pop if anyone is interested HMU 📲

Borris: get back to work! Oor wee nicola: fuck it stay onnit anar few week get the fuckin beers in ya cunts!!! 😂🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Joe Moran - back from the dead

Me efter a few drinks 😂😂

respect 👏🏻👏🏻 wee william wallace widny be huvin any this lockdoon pish if he was still aboot! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👊🏻

Steven Gerrard spotted in Fei Wong 😂😂😂🍀🍀🍀

can someone let me borrow their car so I can get a KFC drive through please

When your pal is basically phil the baker! sean TYSM super stoked to try this! ✌🏻

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