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I don't know what to do with myself. Dirk seems busy, and I'm not going to get up in his business anyway. Not in the mood for his sour bullshit today.

I'm feeling [REDACTED].

In honor of national boyfriend day, dump him, in a shallow grave.

Slim Jim guy caught me and filled all my hollow roboplaces with Slim Jims.

Also, not your hobbies Dave.

What if I shut down permanently? Haha, kidding. ...unless?

I say the phrases that keep it all going, and everybody plays along.

Is this yourself?

"ak47", "762_m87", "m4a1", "556", "savage_111f", "hk_g3",

Considering I'm not glasses anymore it's almost offensive how little attention I get.

not now gay thoughts

it was supposed to be smut but then I killed someone

Hmm.

bro. no nut November it's so easy, just masturbate without cumming

Dirk's ego needs to be checked regularly. His lack of me is what made him go ultimate piss boy.

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A man does work. A machine can, too. Power of agency, agent of what? This is a question we might ask.