milano cortina you come to me as a girl best friend from middle school with whom i had a slight homoerotic friendship with & a fall out that felt like a divorce. goodbye.

Omegas who have never been allowed to nest before being given something soft and heavily scented as a gift and not really knowing what to do with it so they just shove their faces into it like little kids do with their stuffed animals

i need kaori and alysa to do a sit-down hour long chat about the state of figure skating together. have other skaters show up as guests like in the star wars holiday special

gay person: i’m gay autistic person: i’m autistic that one gay autistic person you try to avoid: hey have you seen lego ninjago? i promise it gets really good after the first few seasons, come on man give it a chance

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“how many times have you watched alysa lius stateside gala performance?” me: yes!

Gotta pray to Tonya Harding for that one

"And if they dont have strawberry milk?" "Pack of Marlboro reds"

does australia even have any frozen lakes to learn a triple axel on

Happy #InternationalWomensDay

If you give a man a pussy and don’t make him squirt what’s even the point

Love the trope when alphas scruff their omegas by grabbing them by the back of the neck and they go all limp and pliant