“Why yes, yes I am.” Ryan was grinning. {I don’t think that was a compliment. } [So fucking what? ]

{That’s an understatement} [Shhhh I want to see what happens next] “Well I coulda told you that.” Ryan snorted, “What’s your name.” He was still focusing on the dog.

Sighs dramatically laying in the middle of the road. “IM BORED.”

Skips up to ǫᴜɪɴᴛɪɴ ʟᴇʜɴsʜᴇʀʀ tapping him on the shoulder. “HIYA!” Was screaming necessary Yes Yes it was.

“Uh...YES.”

“Same..” Cue the longing sigh “Lady Death is a Fox.”

“I’m not weird.” Just smiles ...not unnerving at all or anything.

Stands out in the street launching pieces of fruit into the air before slicing them in half with a katana.

“Stop what?” And another not so innocent, ‘innocent’ smile. Pretty sure we’re scaring him Oh well

“Hello!” Waves seeing her standing a little ways away. Possibly ignoring the chunks of watermelon pelting the ground around him.

Definitely a good thing, there’s watermelon spattering all over the ground. “Wanna play?” Ryan grinned, perfectly normal to offer to play a real life version of fruit ninja.

Ryan shrugged “Nah, demons are /much/ scarier than me.” Debatable honestly debatable.

It’d just be a shame if.... someone ...... Ruined that peace and quiet

Thennnn I GUESS Someone else is about to lose their shit. Whoops Sorrynotsorry PS He loves him PSS He’s Ryan’s number one fan.

THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL He would very much enjoy that.

Sprints side tackling ǫᴜɪɴᴛɪɴ ʟᴇʜɴsʜᴇʀʀ . “HELLLLLOOOO.”

“Not for looooong.”

“Just kidding, I would never hurt my best friend.” Or would he

GASP “How rude.”

“Wait.....” Record scratch stop “You didn’t deny that I was your best friend?” He’s just sealed his fate.