I’ve been playing this scenario in my mind for a full day and still can’t come to grips: “Doctor, I’m frightened and concerned about my upcoming knee replacement surgery. Can you say something to help calm me?” “That’s a nasty question and you’re a terrible patient.”

"What can I say? I'm the best." That time Will Ferrell accepted the ESPYS Best Male Athlete award on behalf of Tiger Woods never gets old  😂

Take 10 minutes to complete the #2020Census at My2020Census.gov and encourage 20 folks to do the same. Let's MOVE THE COUNT to ensure #ARCounts before it's too late!

I'll bring voters all the damn water I want. I'm gonna have a cart out there like a motherfletchin' flight attendant. Mineral water. Spring water. Smart Water. Vitamin water. Holy water. Muddy Waters. All the waters! Jim Crow can kiss my black ass!

It is already peak mowing season in central Arkansas. Our mowing crews are out in force. If your driving and you see us, please use caution when passing. Thank you

***Attention** Public Works/Road and Bridge Phones are down due to a break in the line. AT&T crews are onsite repairing the damage as quickly as possible. Phone calls are being temporarily redirected to 501-210-7506.

Pulaski County has launched a new job portal! See our available positions! ow.ly/4IGy50FaHbd

A new episode of #WonksAtWork is out! Host Craig Wilson talks to Pulaski County, AR County Judge Barry Hyde, who discusses the #COVID19 pandemic and shares insider knowledge about how county government works—including why a county judge is called a judge. bit.ly/3vc4AOb

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Big Dam Bridge 100 happening now! #arkansas #bigdambridge100 @ Pulaski, Arkansas instagram.com/p/CUPsJTNAtWJ/…

More emergency tree work on Chicot Rd. Mowers are also out today on cooper orbit rd, colonel Glenn rd, and east & west Justice Road. #arkansas @ Pulaski, Arkansas instagram.com/p/CVAyex_LXQl/…

Here is an example of why we stop traffic when we’re cutting a tree down. Location: Chicot Rd Please be patient and cautious. #arkansas

8-year-old Dillon Helbig made his own book and decided to sneakily put it in his local library. Now 'The Adventures of Dillon Helbig's Crismis' is available for check-out at an Idaho library. thv11.com/article/news/l…

“If you’re a Republican, you can’t even lie to Congress or lie to an FBI agent or they’re coming after you... Of course you’re gonna lie. Everybody lies!” —Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) (h/t Jason S. Campbell)

Congratulations to the Arkansas Razorback Baseball team for winning their first game in the Super Regionals! #arkansasbaseball #razorbacks

📣📣 NOW HIRING! 📣📣 Follow link to apply: bit.ly/30g9IY2

The Pulaski County Sanitation Department just cleaned up illegal dumping along Rixie Road! If you see illegal dumping activity, contact the Pulaski County Sheriff’s Office office at 501-340-6600.

Great review from rebecca... "I just wanna give a big shout out to Peter Webre @ RE501 Realtor. He was very attentive in all aspects of making my move into a new place flawless. From accepting my application to setting a property tour day to ... nicejob.com/re501/frhiwfzq

Keep talking, Donald J. Trump. Please. Please, keep talking.