this, ladies and gentlemen, is how the clicker apocalypse starts.

Song for the day (great video, too) youtube.com/watch?v=vWaljX…

I wish I could still write the erotica I used to. I recently found a few mails from fans that read my stories back in the 90s and noughties. I love that I was able to move and stun people like that. Unfortunately, the desire and inspiration to write just isn't there anymore

Song for the day (because, WTAF American politics?) youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cER…

Song for the day: youtube.com/watch?v=6TbAn5…

...unless you don't have the lady's consent to stare. then it can be VERY VERY bad for your health.

Song for the day: youtube.com/watch?v=CnA0ft…

Song for the day: youtube.com/watch?v=0H9i6e…

I'm surprised that Hollywood hasn't tried to do a movie based on Tom Clancy's HAWX franchise. Especially given that Top Gun Maverick did so well, and war films seem to be the flavour of the day.

Mickey 17 looks gloriously demented. youtube.com/watch?v=osYpGS…

Happy 23rd birthday to my absolute broheem Shane Addinall. Hope your day is filled with joy, buddy

Song for the day: youtube.com/watch?v=3r-qDv…

Song for the day (because of the excellent video): youtube.com/watch?v=KGs9UX…

I love Cape Town...I really do. But the one this that pisses me off about the place is the incestuous little friendship groups Slaapstaaders cling to. anyone else outside of this spawning pool is seen as a threat. for all the warmth of the city, this behaviour makes it VERY cold