Pornhub HAHAHAHA U GUYS ARE SO FUNNY (dms tho)

Why buy new headphones when all you have to do is bend the cord a certain way at exactly 89 degrees with your finger holding it in place??

👧🏼👦🏾

Is There Somewhere (SXSW 2015) 3/18/15

@lostincliffordx holy shit

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie:)

I look like a who from whoville. She cute tho. x.com/fanswithalsey/…

i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation.

IS the struggle real? IS it?

A Fever You Can't Sweat out is my favorite album ever wow.

Some kid stuff gets lame when you grow up. Like the Rainforest Cafe. But some kid stuff gets better. Like taking naps.

Oh my god x.com/gopteens/statu…

My best friend is getting married tomorrow and I can't move my empty bowl of cereal from the counter to the sink.

Orlando. 📷: @MichaelFlores_

I'm sitting behind Snoop Dogg rn and wondering if I should say hi

Back in the studio.

Australian snacks as jewelry: a study.

in 2 hours. I will walk onstage. To a sold out crowd. At Madison. Square. Garden.

YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE KINGDOM...