Today I went to take my first bite of a bratwurst and when I bit into it bratwurst juice shot directly into my right nostril. Now I have a burnt and greasy nostril on top of crippling embarrassment. So that's how my day is going. How's yours?

Healing is realizing and accepting that I am the villain in some people's stories and that I fully deserve the title.

In response to the game breaking flashbang bug, I hope the devs are able to respond quickly and appropriately by disabling Franklin's Denise...

We have a Stream Deck MK.2 to give away, thanks to Elgato 💦 To enter simply 🤝 Follow @powerwashsim & Elgato ❤️ Like & ♻️ Share Winner will receive 1 x Stream Deck MK.2 from Elgato 💙 Entry ends November 12th

I underwent surgery Friday and I've had complications that are leading me to be off work for a month. I'm trying to raise some money to help me cover bills. I hate asking for help but i need it right now ko-fi.com/sinpaiin/goal?…

After a few requests, we started a GFM. Being a disabled streamer, hurricane earlier this year, and wife’s heath/hospital stay, finances have been hard. Now this. If you can’t help financially we fully understand. Good thoughts and sharing helps as well. gofund.me/1975b720

Thanks to 🌼perihn🌷 I recently discovered needle felting and I have been having a blast! I ordered another $70 worth of kits online lol. The kitty keychain was my very first project and the turtle (Alfred) was my second that I made for Klyptik Gaming.

What is with the sudden relentless onslaught of ads for capsulated beef liver? What about me has led the internet to believe this is a thing I desire?

My toe hurts. Thank you for listening.

If you see someone doing something you don't like and it's harming literally no one...SHUT THE FUCK UP If you don't understand something someone is doing it's probably because ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

its 2025 and boobs are dope

Going to see bbno$ 👶🚫💰 in Chicago today! I sure hope his balls are hanging low

Some men are so quick to call a woman a gold digger because she asks him to pay for her $20 meal. If $20 is 'gold' to you, I promise you no gold diggers are going on dates with you. 🤣🤣🤣