"Blehhhh. It's gross! Why does mommy drink that stuff? Why do YOU drink that stuff?" x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

"What if I don't wanna get old? What if I don't wanna get gross and wrinkly?!" Sticks her tongue out. x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

" You're old and dusty like a skeleton! Heehee!" Clutches her lil belly, laughing. x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

"Ahhhh! Monster!" Squeals in delight and runs around in a little circle on the grass. x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

"Kittyyyy!"

"Oh no! Monster's got me! Please take my brothers not me!" So eager to sell out her siblings, wow. x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

"Bleeeuuurghh, I'm dead now!" Slumps down limply on his shoulder. "But my ghost is gonna haunt the heck outta you!" x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

"Cookies! Yay!" Claps excitedly, remembers she's supposed to be playing dead, and stops. "Blehhhh." x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

"Hooray! Blackmail!" x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

"I'm gonna say that if he doesn't make cookies I'm gonna live with you now!" x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

Yells for @CoolDaddyJoseph. "Daaaaddy! We've come to blackmail youuuu!" x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

Nods happily. "I'm gonna live with him if you don't give us lots of cookies!!" x.com/CoolDaddyJosep…

"Yayyyy!" First blackmail and now bribes. This is a great day. x.com/CoolDaddyJosep…

"Robert Small!!!! Daddy said 20 minutes! Now you gotta play with meee!" x.com/CoolDaddyJosep…

"Booooring!" Sticks out her tongue and runs to get the teddy bear her and her twin disemboweled earlier. "Let's play autopsy!" x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

"We gotta remove all the organs! Pass me my scalpel, nurse!" x.com/Knife_Daddy/st…

"Thanks dad!" x.com/UnholyMariner/…

He loves his demon children.

Pokes @CrishChristnsen. Littlest brother is here!

Chrish is not a cryptid. The twins are the real cryptids and they can't have a toddler stealing their creepy spotlight!