Omg what the fuck is going on

As if 2021 couldn’t get any more surreal

Wrote a FB post in Italian about some free zoom classes for kids. I used symbols for gender inclusivity. Instantly got 3 messages from men age 40-50 offended by it. Italian men are seriously hopeless.

Bitcoin 60k 🚀

It took me a month and a half but I finally managed to recover my IG and Gmail accounts 😭🎉

When you trade all your ETC 2 hours before they literally double 😭

Helloooooooooooooo

When you tweet once a year, that tweet is supposed to be the deepest shit ever. But no 🤣 See you next year with another useless sentence!

I just read that Twitter may be charging a monthly fee for blue checks. Well, charging for verification is how you get a lot of legitimate accounts to drop their blue checks while allowing spammers to buy one. Isn’t this the opposite of why verified badges were created?

Basically if you live abroad you can’t log into the IRS website to download your tax return. Great 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Oops I just imported all the emails from Twerkumentary into my newsletter…but this way you won’t miss the link when the movie finally drops on a streaming platform! 😇

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On other news, I got a message from Twitter saying that if I don’t sub to Twitter blue I will loose my blue check. Selling blue checks is already super lame but removing the check from accounts like mine who had it for years is beyond stupid.

I’m part of this awesome art show that celebrates the life and work of recently passed amazing illustrator Elena Xausa. Please check her website if you are not familiar with her stellar work. If you are in Vicenza, or able to travel there, don’t miss it! #exillustri

And the blue check is gone 👋🏽

Yo wtf is X ?