Sorry, had to get ...ahead of the insensitive jokes. Damn, I did it to myself.

1 WEEK FROM TONIGHT! THE WALKING DEAD RETURNS! SHUT UP, SAM!!!

Now accepting applications for someone to kick people for me. Bring them to the prison yard, please. Only requirement is legs of some sort.

Jesus took ALL the wheels. #TheWalkingDead

Carl is embracing his inner Ralphie. #TheWalkingDead #AChristmasStoryreference

Would y'all be mad at me if I said I didn't mind the way they ended the season finale? I was expecting it, honestly.

Who would win in a fight: Bryan Mills from Taken, or psycho Brian/Philip from that one show. #BvB

Lizzie kept trying to paint me different colors and hide me everywhere for Easter. I think she might be a little "off."

Has anyone else forgot that Noah existed at one point? #sorryNoah

Who do y'all think is going to die? Can we just stick Nick from FtWD in the line too and have everyone point to him?

Sorry I've been gone so long, gang. Got a new job in another state. Don't have internet at my new apartment yet. I'm not abandoning you!

Ugh, just got a whiff of something awful from across the prison yard. It must be David Morrissey

Hey, gang! Just wanted to roll in and wish you all a very happy Thanksgiving! You're all having spaghetti, right?

Howdy, y'all. What's happening? I'll be honest, I only saw the first episode of this past season of TWD.

Has anyone kept up with Fear the Walking Dead? I haven't watched past season 1 because I thought it was pretty boring. Plus Nick sucked.

There's never a bad time to send someone a love note! x.com/Spaghetti_Tues…

#neverforget x.com/Spaghetti_Tues…

Hey gang, this might seem like a weird post. This is a shameless plug for a SFX class my boss teaches in Louisiana. learnfx.biz

You should dress up as me for Halloween. David Morrissey might show up and try to chop your head off though.

How many people are planning on dressing up as a character from The Walking Dead for Halloween?