I swear the Tesla shorts told me that this company was a car company

It all makes sense now $TSLA

BAHAHAHAHA! 🤣

Elon will have Optimus dance troupe on stage with him at the Tesla shareholder meeting!

Reliable high-speed internet for your home 🛰️❤️

Bring your internet with you while traveling to over 140 live markets 🛰️🧳

The next chapter of Tesla

My Tesla Robotaxi drops me off at Target and avoids running over people crossing the parking lot four times. I am sooooo comfortable being in the backseat of a Robotaxi.

FSD Supervised makes long drives significantly more enjoyable Supervising is a lot less stressful compared to micromanaging every lane change yourself

The brain of Tesla AI 🧠

Stay connected in even the most rural and remote environments 🛰️🚐

Please help me convince my significant other why our family should upgrade our 2020 Model X to the latest? It looks like an angel to me.

When people ask me where do I live, I tell them I live in Teslafornia

Babe, if loving you is wrong, I don’t ever want to be fuckin right

Once you experience a Tesla Robotaxi, it’s very hard to go back to a Waymo, Uber, Lyft. It’s something about the simplistic futuristic design & experience, push of a button, and the car magically takes me to my destination. There’s nothing like it. This is going to be so big…

Just curious… how many Tesla Robotaxis would you want to own?

She gets turned on when she knows she got a man that can fit a lot of things in the back and never worrying about space. Just like my Cybertruck.

15 years ago today - June 29, 2010 - Tesla IPO’ed at $1.13 per share (split adjusted). Today, it trades at $323.63. That’s a mind-blowing +28,584.07% gain. If you had invested $10,000 in Tesla on IPO day and simply held… you’d be sitting on $2,863,982 right now. This is

It’s as easy as pressing an elevator button. You just press it and arrive at your destination. The experience in a Tesla Robotaxi is unmatched. The Tesla team is laser focused about the experience from front to end. And every step of the way, you can tell the team truly cares.

She was my favorite Tesla Safety Monitor person from all my Tesla Robotaxi rides Tesla