The Phillies were no-hit for 4 2/3 innings on Saturday. They are hitless through five innings today. The Phanatic has responded by shooting hot dogs at people as we enter the sixth inning.

I don’t know I think the “we’re only a couple of days into the season” argument at a certain point doesn’t hold much weight when we’re considering problems that have become consistent patterns over a sample size of 4 continuous years.

Insane how many people have no idea how the strike zone works.

“Billy, here are the Phillies. Their owner spends the perfect amount of money to where you can’t complain but you also can’t gloat. They have one of the best rotations in the league, an awesome bullpen, and stars in their lineup. Their only defect is, they fucking suck.”

Fuck him and his entire family.

I thought this tweet was about ABS.

We're the four GIDP's JT Realmuto?

OneDez Ambrosia I Stan Black Women and Democracy🦋tiredofit10 Mark Stevenson And this is why the right has moved to a near zero immigration stance. Y’all love to conflate legal and illegal so if it’s all or none, we choose none

"I bet you never thought you would look at what seems like a good lineup nd see the leadoff man hitting .167, and the number 2 hitter is hitting .174, and the number 3 hitter is hitting .136, and the cleanup hitter is hitting .208. Then I am going to tell you that is not the

At work, you must adopt the baseball mindset that 78 losses a year is still probably getting you into the playoffs

Me when my friends try telling me I've had too much to drink:

This somehow does not even stand out as a problem right now. It’s like 8th on the list.

I’m 42 years old and I am yet to ever use the Pythagorean theory in a real life setting… Another reason why financial education should be taught in schools instead of trigonometry

Philadelphia Phillies you guys sold your souls to big corporations, making the stadium one big advert. You reap what you sow! Long live the analog clock and Harry the Ks.

What if this Phillies season is the beginning of a miserable, decades-long drought our grandkids will be calling the “Curse of Harry the K”? His name was literally taken off the stadium by something called “Ghost Energy”

Where is Andrew Knapp right now? He always called a good game and he was Stubbs at the plate at his worst.

Even the fucking Mets won a game.

I have MLB.tv and I cannot watch Paul Skenes' perfect game. Why is Major League Baseball so against growing the sport?

Reddit Lies It is not ethical to put yourself in danger, then demand others rescue you even though it puts them at risk of death. I choose to not put myself in danger to begin with, and won't demand others risk their lives for my own stupidity. There is no ethical justification for voting

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