⠀⠀／interact with me, cowards.

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Want to explain to the world why? We’re waiting!

Knocking on doors is a thing for a reason.

Rumor has it you’ve slept with my mom, so I should be hating you, first and foremost.

My mind was a little —— distracted.

Got two girls in my bed right now.

So maybe . . . Knock?

Nope, but I can get your daughter’s head in the clouds !

And she’s going to blo—— Nevermind. You have full permission to hit me with a blast. Unfortunately, it won’t do much long—term damage.

. . . I have a 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐭 no teeth policy. Doors will be locked from now on, 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚.

Bummer I partake in carrying on your family name then, huh?

Innocent whistling in never had 𝐓𝐇𝐄 talk with his parents, so protection may or may not have been used, and he definitely might have contributed to the Stark family tree.

Waiting ! Shouldn’t Tony take it up with PQ and Gamora, though? You know, bad parenting and all? He’s just an innocent boy!

Listen, I’m not a brain thinker, especially under those circumstances . . . You’ve known this!

Then his daughter isn’t so innocent either, right?

wide—eyed. what’d he do this time?

puts mic to stereo. cue excessively loud, headache—inducing static noise.

slings arms around @sittingIonely’s waist.

i —— tried to do the dishes . . .