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calendar_today15-05-2014 10:40:31

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Alex_P aka alkonavt96 (@alkonavt96_2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Мне это не казалось странным. Работал в ночную смену. После работы в 4 часа утра сидел на лавочке у автовокзала и ждал автобус. Подошёл чел. Попросил сигу. Закурил и спросил "а какой сейчас год?" Затянулся и ушёл. Через пару месяцев ситуация повторилась, но в другом городе ч

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@pirat_nation) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced new rules for the Oscars. >Starting with the 2027 ceremony, screenplays must be written entirely by humans to be eligible for awards. >Only performances clearly done by real human actors, with their full consent and

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced new rules for the Oscars.

>Starting with the 2027 ceremony, screenplays must be written entirely by humans to be eligible for awards. 

>Only performances clearly done by real human actors, with their full consent and
Nassim Nicholas Taleb (@nntaleb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some fields work in theory but not in practice. Some fields work in practice but not theory. The uniqueness of economics is that it works in neither theory nor practice.

𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@abakpajob) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that's what every corporate meeting I've ever been in has felt like

Sama Hoole (@samahoole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This salad is the pinnacle of health. Mixed leaves. A few cherry tomatoes. Cucumber. A scattering of seeds for that bit of crunch. The whole thing finished with a generous drizzle of olive oil and a pinch of sea salt. Don't listen to the carnivore people. Salad is a perfectly

This salad is the pinnacle of health.

Mixed leaves. A few cherry tomatoes. Cucumber. A scattering of seeds for that bit of crunch. The whole thing finished with a generous drizzle of olive oil and a pinch of sea salt.

Don't listen to the carnivore people. Salad is a perfectly
Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@pirat_nation) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A new report shows many children in the UK are drawing fake moustaches with makeup or pencils to bypass age checks on social media and apps. This simple trick fools the face scan tools that check if users are old enough. One parent caught her 12-year-old son using an eyebrow

A new report shows many children in the UK are drawing fake moustaches with makeup or pencils to bypass age checks on social media and apps. 

This simple trick fools the face scan tools that check if users are old enough. 

One parent caught her 12-year-old son using an eyebrow
Simons (@simon_ingari) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My bonus structure as an IT admin is based on the number of tickets I close. Yesterday, a coworker’s Wi-Fi stopped working. He filed a ticket. I accessed the router’s security settings, unblocked his device, restored his connection, then quietly blocked another device on the

Robert R. Roman (@pois_ze_seu_ze) 's Twitter Profile Photo

O funcionário chegou muito atrasado ao trabalho. O chefe o repreendeu: - Você deveria estar aqui às 8h30! O funcionário: - Por quê? O que aconteceu às 8h30?

IT Memes (@it_unhinged) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was walking to the breakroom to get my afternoon coffee. Someone stepped out of their office and tried to hand me a broken laptop. They asked if I could take a quick look at it right there. I put my hands in my pockets and kept walking down the hall. I told them they need

International Cyber Digest (@intcyberdigest) 's Twitter Profile Photo

‼️🚨 Microsoft calls this "intended behaviour," so here we go. How to dump the credentials of every user stored in Microsoft Edge: 1. Open Edge. Don't browse anywhere, just open it. 2. Flip to Task Manager, find Edge, expand the task. 3. Highlight the "browser" sub-task,

‼️🚨 Microsoft calls this "intended behaviour," so here we go.

How to dump the credentials of every user stored in Microsoft Edge:

1. Open Edge. Don't browse anywhere, just open it.
2. Flip to Task Manager, find Edge, expand the task.
3. Highlight the "browser" sub-task,
Гуго Карлович ™ (@jon_tm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

— Ребе, а на что Тора запрещает смотреть правоверному еврею? — На электросварку.

Zero Context HQ (@0contexthq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A Canadian musician named Dave Carroll was on a flight from Halifax to Omaha, USA in 2008 when a passenger behind him looked out the window during a stopover and said, “Oh my God, they’re throwing guitars out there.” Carroll arrived at his destination to find his $3,500 Taylor