A house of my own.

World-class yapper since 1990.

Juntos vamos a construir la ciudad que merecemos! Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉

Imagine being this committed to proving that ignorance is a personality. Love that for you Rep. Lauren Boebert. 💅✨

Never thought I’d crave unemployment, but I’m so ready to finish this PhD and enter my unemployed Letterboxd era. 5 movies a day, no thoughts just vibes.

sorry to lib out but for so many of us this is the very first time we cast a vote that wasn’t framed to us as “the lesser of two evils,” or some other gross excuse for democracy. we actually believed in someone, canvassed for him, and saw him…win??? like??? something…worked???

He’s Irish and I’m Mexican but we voted 18 times for Mamdani. ✨🫰🏼

So sad that this generation of white boys cope with loneliness by turning into incels… whatever happened to sitting ur ass down and writing a song called Iris? Putting pen to paper about how down bad you are?

No but seriously, being this eloquent while irate and heartbroken and dropping banger after banger in your second language?? That’s talent fuelled only by a very specific number of drinks.

teenagers in the 2010s were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

always having new movies to look forward to is legitimately what makes life worth living

morning routine

I should start a support group where we just eat snacks, read hate comments and giggle at them

Things like this make it very clear that men hate women more than women hate men. For all of you guys complaining about how unfair, hostile, and bleak the dating landscape has become: look no further. This is why. It's not gonna get better until you stop acting like savages

The ‘Just look at the degree on that chick’ twitter trend is one of the best things to happen to my twitter feed What do you mean it’s full of beautiful, highly educated women who’ve all studied interesting things??

Me with all the “just look at the degree on that chick” tweets.

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

You’re going to sit down and listen to the word of the lord