Keep your self driving cars

Fellow Scrum masters TAKE NOTES ✍️ from the hair teeth man

I haven’t written code, gone to the gym, done morning yoga, seen my cat in a week and I need serotonin fucking fast

He f** me so good I said babe take my credit card and open up your McMaster-Carr shopping cart

can I get two chinese food ?

The name I had picked out for my future daughter is the name of his anime waifu… just fucking take me out back and shoot me…

this is ben affleck and jlo for people who know linear algebra