[Throws a towel on him]

[Straddles Steve Rogers's lap and nuzzles all up on his neck and jaw before purring in his ear]

Could I interest you in some bread?

[Tackles him and kisses all over his face]

[Licks his cheek] You taste like apple pie. I may have to nibble a bit.

[Peeks around the kitchen corner at Steve Rogers and grins]

Maybe someone should sit the fuck down.

Maybe I should finish what your Bucky started.

You can try, but dead men can't do shit. So sit the fuck down.

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[Stabs the bird]

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[Lays on the couch after getting home from a mission with #Frosted and #Iced, my tact gear on the floor and stuffing a cookie in my mouth] Steve Rogers

Guess it's time for a fucking avi change.

#NewAvi