Oomf made out with the bartender and got us free high noons !!!

the inside of my head as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game:

Opening Grindr when I get to Europe this week

nate: I'm GAY!!! Cassie:

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop

the depression wore off, my ego coming back y’all fcked

The air in Austin right now feels like a carpeted bathroom floor had a ménage à trois with Houston and a damp wool pressure sock

Bought plane tickets on earth day

no one is wondering how pk is funding his luxurious rentals, hi six digit car, his constant first class travels, and his spending money on a woman, while also stopping paying for the house his young kids live in but dorit has to explain a birkin and a $4k shopping bill to kyle?

free trial i forgot to cancel charged me $69.99

preciso de alguma coisa acima da cafeína mas que também seja abaixo da cocaina

Mauricio is dragging her by ho-ing all around with women his daughters ages and Kyle still pines for him while hiding her lesbian affair. But its never brought up to humiliate or drag kyle. on any other franchise the storyline would have run Kyle off the show. #RHOBH

"¿Y si salimos después del trabajo?" Yo después del trabajo:

If I was cast on Summer House I would pretend to be dead in the pool for attention

LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ciara needs to fuck Kyle

well lgbts we made it through another week…

TEXAS! The tickets go on sale Tuesday 10 AM CT

Moved closer to work … been late everyday since 🫣