Work construction after HS, pay for your own braces as an adult, get your bachelor's taking night classes until 10pm after busting your ass all day, get the white collar job, then get the side eye from the girl at the weed store for asking for the 5mg gummies. Life is good.
A smart phone should have the ability to dial 911 if you're hurt and it thinks you'll live, and burn your house down if it knows you're not going to make it.