Cursed? No thanks.

10 rules of biscuits: 1. When opening a packet, any broken biscuits must be consumed immediately. 2. Never dunk a biscuit for too long, you will ruin both your biscuit and your tea. Double sadness. 3. Always offer biscuits to guests, even if they claim they're not interested

I have become invested in the efforts to #findthequilt today - not that quite tweeting from Australia is likely to help.

Carn, love, give us a kiss then.

Are there people who drive past cows and don’t say “MOO!!”?

This is funny. Even if you allow for the time distortion that makes us think “20 years ago” was 1993, fan fiction is still way older (and better) than this person allows. And, “was”? Is it meant to be a dead genre?

I just discovered an adult friend of mine did not know Welsh people come from Wales, and I am astounded. Also, clearly I do not spend enough time talking about Doctor Who around him, because really.

I have just discovered a great great grandparent who was a shopkeeper who lived in Drury Lane. I’m related to the muffin man!

When did men’s pjs get so cutesy? Trying to fit a grumpy teenage boy and my choices are Bluey or cuddly polar bears?

There are intelligent people who produce incredible research and are terrible teachers, because teaching is a skill that is not just about knowing stuff. Graduating high school is not enough to make you a competent educator.

I bring you Sutekh’s gift of life to your home 🏠 for your family to enjoy. That is surprisingly wholesome, thanks Sutekh!

Some Very British Problems as haiku: 1. Cup of tea goes cold, Kettle boils for a refill, Milk runs out again. 2. Last biscuit on plate, Politeness makes us all pause, Who will dare to take? 3. Sunday roast begins, Yorkshire puds in golden rows, Gravy boat runs dry. 4.

Tweets that are better out of context:

The Wizard of Oz

The temptation, when someone is taking your comments 100% literally, is to then interpret *their* comments 100% literally, but I guess that would be a bit mean?

A number of people have followed me recently (possibly) because I was talking a lot about disability and Tourette Syndrome. I wonder how they will feel when they find out I mostly just talk about Doctor Who and occasionally books or fungus.

Souriceau.bsky.social - I’m still very quiet over there, but I need a break