real hicks hate cops because they like drunk driving but would squeal like a pig to see riot cops beat the shit out of 21 year old college students

Fergie reviews Red Lobsters new Seafood Boil: "I blacked out. I remember nothing and I'm honestly scared.

Hes named like a horse

Look who I found at mcdonalds

This is a real frame from the greatest movie of all time

I got the job!! (intimacy coordinator at lockheed martin)

if there’s a cis bro out there pretending to be a trans woman for pure, honest, passionate solidarity, please know that i love you more than you will ever know

look at this shirt I made :P

my lunch fucking sucks and its making me sick

Okay, I think I understand your confusion. When I put in my Hinge bio that I'm a "surged-up Passoid", I meant that I'm an alien from the Passor system who has been imbued with electricity-related superpowers. I am, however, quite clocky.

Just liked the sound of it. Plus I wanted a pretty name that could be shortened into a cute nickname (Liv)

I gotta be honest and say I was nowhere near prepared for how many people apparently want to live like this

happy birthday dad

south park taking a full decade to finally do the most 2015 boomer msnc 'orange man bad' jokes and people acting like theyre witnessing social revolution.

my contribution

crazy thrift pull

get silayyyyy

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot