As a grown man, I’ll never be fully honest about my favorite dessert, because it’s dirt and worms. You can’t say that when you’re an adult. So I just say chocolate chip cookies and move on

I wonder what don is sipping on for this Saturday of the Masters

I sneezed and my arms went numb… am I dying

hidden gen found in my dads garage...from '97

Why is Connor Joe on my TV in the big 2026

i hate cutting oranges at a bar bc it only gets used once, in a blue moon

Sit-coms that I have watched, ranked: 1. Parks and Rec 2. The Office 3. New Girl

I hate the Eagles and Omar Khan is a terrorist for not trading up to get your guy that was in the city for the whole crowd to go absolutely nuts for

There’s a fire that rages in me when people, especially politicians, use Jesus as a mascot for their ideology. Jesus Christ would love “gay kids,” without question, just as we are called to do. But He would love them into righteousness, He would not cheer them into hell like

Has anyone else seen this Beauregard Mercer the fourth guy on TikTok?

M.I.L.L. Man I Love LeBron

If you ever want to see the most hateful group of people, go to the comments on a mom posting a tiktok about her child. Other moms find any little thing to try and hate and critique

Seeing a “cowboy” wedding where cowboy hats are a staple amongst the bride, groom, and all the guests is a hilarious thing to see

Review of Pirates v Reds so far:

✨ May The 4th Be With You ✨ #StarWarsDay

Is it gay for a guy to wear a pearl necklace? Or is it one of those things that black guys could get away with but a white guy would be ostracized

It’s crazy driving from a small town into a city and seeing the political signs go from red to blue and the names get more black

If alcohol can be: - Liquid courage - Social lubricant Why can’t it also be what it really is: - Liquid horny - Liquid makes you need to piss - Liquid really fucking horny

What is it with homeless tweakers and dragging around a suitcase by a rope handle??

This knee-down catching garbage has got to stop. How is the catcher supposed to get to this from such an unathletic position?