“Straight leg” or “boyfriend” jeans don’t exist for me because I have a fat ass and that’s unfair !

Do you ever hit the share button for a post on instagram with no idea who to send it to. You just know it has to go to someone

They created hard Mountain Dew so we would, Yknow. Die

Turns out you can’t be known and not perceived. Hope this ruins your week

I am both serious and on some freaky bisexual shit

I feel as though there’s something physiologically wrong with me because out of the two tennis dudes in tennis movie I’m picking blonde one

I have this theory that if you like the smell of gasoline you weren’t loved enough as a child (me)

see what happens when you make a perfect score…

One of the most beautiful things I think you can do is put multiple meats on a sandwich. Brings a tear to my eye

She blow until I smither on her eens

Question do you have to be skinny to go to Coachella

i look innocent but… u know better 😏 💜

yk ur obsessed when u like this first 😋 ☀️