fuck you

fridays don't even hit the same anymore, we just be tired

brainwashed people be mad when you ain't brainwashed.

Twitter right now 🐴🐄🐑🐓🐐🦈🐳🐷

the sky is always there for me

People really underrate waking up to the sound of birds chirping

I'm getting Noah's ark vibes in 𝕏

real lovers are currently single by the way.

The sound of rain outside when you're in bed is elite

I don't trust people who don't freeze the top row in Excel.

in need of a beer and a patio stat

Friends are soulmates, too. There is so much love in friendship.

your body not letting you cry is worse than crying

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ?

Hey liberals....read this whole thread and wake up

real question is hantavirus going to be the next covid because I’m just mentally not in a place for that to be a possibility

getting older makes you realize nobody knows what the fuck they're doing

Canada died in 2015

I understand why horses kick people.