Just rescued a mom and three babies from a bad home.

Ever seen a 70" ass? No? Do you want to? No? Okay here it is.

I guess it's just that time of year.

Only 'cause you sold your soul. Why get three extra if they ain't gonna work. x.com/Crowleypants/s…

When your mom jumps in the rip of time and space to save your dumb ungrateful asses and you just sit there like

Yoga as a spiritual, “egoless” practice is not Satanic, which is usually what pearl clutchers like this claim. Yoga as purely a means for physical and mental conditioning IS Satanic, in the same manner weight training, kickboxing, CrossFit can be. Funny how that works out.

youtu.be/U8HgybOsNfk Reaction to net neutrality being taken.

Another GoFund me I'm spreading around, as you may notice I will be occasionally doing this. Click to Donate: gofundme.com/i-cant-afford-… via GoFundMe

DONT. Drink and drive.

#PrayForOregon

Seriously, this guy is a fucking idiot. x.com/realdonaldtrum…

I guess be prepared to duel for your purse from theives now???

When you seen an add, and you know google stalks your ass. Yet it's for something you don't like. Are they judging you, do they think you should make better choices? Who knows, but if you constanly look up cheeseburgers and get an add for a salad. Well, google says fuck you fatty

A better commercial for pet food should be something real. "Finding the right petfood is like trying to pick your favorite dead character on supernatural. Our petfood also might kill your pet but who cares! We're relatable!" No pets? No problem. Sprinkle it in an enemies food.