“What’s a drifter? Aren’t those the guys that go about wherever they want?”

“Not people. A person. The one who got me exiled for whatever damn reason. . . . Well, people too. Those who hunt me. Anyways, what about your chickens?”

“So, uh . . . Got a van or something? Or magic?”

Well, there’s a safe haven within the deal. “And if Ionians find out I’m at your temple . . . ?” He’s readying his blade though!

The glare made the man chuckle, “Calm yourself. I don’t know anything about your life therefore I’m guessing — Oh woah, that’s new.” His attention’s on the ship. “I think a crazy girl and a giant rock have a similar ship to yours.”

|| by nsfw i mean drinkin in shit bc goddamn i would drink too if i was in yasuos shoes

|| my yas wouldnt sleep around or whatever hed only do the Fuckening if he was in a relationship with the person receiving the Fuckening or if hes really drunk and the moment with his drinking buddy is heated

“A curse, no. I think she just has an arrest warrant out for every part of the world. Unless that’s a curse?” Although, Yasuo is technically cursed. That’s a story for sooner or later seeing as how he seemed uncomfortable with the word being thrown about.

“Then I’m in, I’ll help ya’ out. Where exactly are the chickens?”

“Yeah, a good guy,” This was saod dismissively, obviously avoiding the subject. “Would four be enough?” He could take out four or so in a single slash! Thanks wind techniques.

“Ah, temper temper.” Cue the little smirk. Was he even considered Ionian anymore—? Probably not.

|| i dont play adc or supp anymore but im getting both xayah and rakan because i love the bird babes

“Haven’t heard that one before. The, uh . . . Imbecile thing.” The swordsman gave a simple eyebrow raise, thinking about her warnings before asking; “What’d the Ionians do to you? Genuinely curious, not sarcasm.”

|| I WAS FOLLOWING A FUCKING FURRY PORN ACCOUNT WHO FLIPPED THEIR ACCOUNT IM KINKSHAMING

|| okay so theres people out there that genuinely get hard to the thought of fucking someone ear bro like. theres earwax and possibly brains all over your pp. how the hell does that excite someone

|| the more i think about it the more disgusted i get like there’s obviously some kind of trauma like would they go deaf? bust an eardrum? die? who knows

|| may i. ask why you know this

“Add cheese and it’ll be even better.” Nonetheless, the man’s handing over the chickens by their feet, not wanting to get the spilling blood from their necks all over himself.

Yasuo’s fucked @IonianRogue. With his wind techniques. Sorry Akali.

|| so. i made a space babe. follow her pls