
Sorrow-scopes
@sorrowscopes
Things are terrible
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14-08-2016 13:12:11
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Derek Lawler
@rowdybowden
reading. writing. minimal arithmetic.
tammygolden.bsky.social
@tammygolden
Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine, Hanging With Dr Z. Done here, find me at bsky.app/profile/tammyg…
lilooet
@lilooet
Emotional Stuntman
Frankie Boyle Updates
@frankieboyle
Someone does this account for me now. it’s promo for shows and books from here on in. A Short History of the Apocalypse out now.
chris o'dowd
@bigboyler
Nobody’s prefect. Morale crusader.
dire wolf
@addiane
five pounds of crazy in a two pound bag twitter.com/search?q=from%…
saradactyl
@girlnarly
crossing streams with the collective consciousness
Cameron Bradford
@camerobradford
Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together.
batkaren
@batkaren
my mom fucked a bat
dustin Couch
@dustinkcouch

alexa
@thewoodenslurpy
||| Writer @mcsweeneys @The_Belladonnas @SlackJawHumor @PointsIncase @littleoldlady__
rachelle mandik 🕳
@rachelle_mandik
add homonym attacks
POPDUST
@popdust
Popdust: Your source for sharp, irreverent commentary on music, movies, TV, celebrity gossip, and everything trending online.
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@flashember
the immortal wildebeest clatters on and on and on /avi by @fro_vo header by @DocHackenbush
catherine weingarten
@sarahkaneissexy
playwright and comedy writer who as an artist is pro fun, candy and crying on the subway in a hot way. @mcsweeneys @littleoldlady__ @WeeklyHumorist
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@leifromloihi
hawaii • memphis • las vegas
Leah Tiscione
@leahtiscione
My book “How To Karaoke Even If You Hate Karaoke” available on Amazon November 1!! IG@SecretCrayon
Operators Manual
@manual_txt
Access the void today!
village fetish
@botandy
Do you take advantage of the new freedoms?
Alicia Hawkes
@aliciahawkes
People either love me or hate me, or like me, don't like me, kind of like me, kind of don't, have no opinion about me, or don't know me
Tin Doom 😑
@pajamastew
Just a very normal guy sharing surreal visions and odd microfiction short stories from a universe not too different from our own.
(((Jack Canfora)))
@jackcanfora
Playwright/Dad/Pro-Oxford Comma/Webby winner/ 2X Edgerton Award winner/Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year
Glenn Loury 2.0 Darker, Gayer, Different
@justabloodygame
Revolution, Microfiction and Dicks Dicks Dicks! (he/him)
Adrenalin
@adrenalindenver
Denver pop punk. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: Woody B Bass: Dave Cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: Duncan
anica cihla
@anicacihla

🌬 Sarah Joy Shockey 🎐
@sarahjoyshockey
a friend who writes stories, loves wrestling, makes art, loves chichaggio & half of @MartySarahPod
common law wife guy
@omically
a person, a place, a thing, and an idea
Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
I'm curator/cofounder of @newnextfilmfest and co-own BMore video store Beyond Video (@BeyondVideo_)—but these are mostly movie memes. IG: ericallenhatchtaketwo
Andy Ryan
@itsandyryan
Mostly gone
Katie Didn't
@pork_chop_hair
enjoy the process twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Viktor Winetrout
@cpin42
Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸
@wheeltod
Contributor to @Sorrowscopes and global warming. (He/Him/His); setting up an outpost here bsky.app/profile/wheelt…
Saddington 3 (in theaters)
@2saddington
If you’re reading this, watch Paddington 2 • she/her •
Mave
@mavenofhonor
✨
dick snickers
@smithsara79
My name isn’t really sara; I just don't want my students googling me & finding out I say fuck. (any pronouns, just don’t be an asshole)
Tasia, The Final One
@groovytasia
Journalist. Comedian. JD/MA. Formerly @Mental_Floss. Writer, Producer & Star in The Tasia Show, a show that is completely made up & in my head
Abbie
@abbieevansxo
Writer of queer fantasy. In lieu of dick pics please send dog pics.
Piece
@piecezilla
Giving away little pieces of myself every day, FOR FREE! #StocktonProud #FreeJoeExotic
Sara Wren
@sarawrencomedy
This account is for promo purposes.
Georgia Hardstark
@ghardstark
Half of the My Favorite Murder podcast & @ExactlyRight podcast network. I like true crime, food, and cats but not all at once. She/her ❤️
Laurazepam
@andlikelaura
i love pineapple pizza. she/her
Edmonds Scanner
@edmondsscanner
All that we have are the mysteries hidden in misty forests. wayward @SorrowScopes contributor @edmondsscanner.bsky.social @[email protected]
Wrong Station
@thewrongstation
The Wrong Station is a Canadian horror anthology podcast created and produced by @AEWSaxton, @AJVBotelho, and @JacobBRDS. Episodes released every other Sunday.
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@hellohappy_time
one day at a time poppins
flappy 🐥
@funflaps
I like your flaps. Best:twitter.com/funflaps/timel… Archive:twitr.buzz/funflaps
Brynnester
@brynnehirst_art
Artist. Writer. Joke Maker. Football Fan. #LUFC Contributor to @sorrowscopes
Legal Aidcore Influencer
@maxfrombk
These are the days of Miracle and Wonder Brooklynite in Philadelphia Opinions exclusively my own, unless you want to share them he/they
✨Amanda✨
@moranorama
she/her | peer-reviewed goof
big boy online
@idonotbleed
web page for reading my posts and being my.friend
SynodusHorrendaPod
@synoduspod
A podcast about death, dying, and the dead
Neil Lowenthal
@neillowenthal1
An alleged comedy writer, Neil & his twin Mark traffic in political humor & topics of equally bad taste Contributor @sorrowscopes ko-fi.com/neillowenthal
The Pale Space Rider
@truegritrumble
filled my oxygen tanks with optimism and nearly died twitr.buzz/truegritrumble…
trisarahjtops.bsky.social
@trisarahjtops
Based on a true story. she/they Pic: @froghomeless Find me on Instagram: instagram.com/Trisarahjtopsc… Paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski
Fossilized Tree Resin
@jamberee13
Ancient crow witch
Boog
@bewgtweets
“Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter”
tweetpotato314.bsky.social
@tweetpotato314
ruins of a idiot
optimism survivor
@abraveturtle
can i have this pen
The dumb ignorabt shit head
@urplepingoh
I love the Devil and Hell
Trump's Ties
@trumpsties
Long tie's journey into night. (A visual parody account.)
octopus/caveman
@octopuscaveman
cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
the pan-midwesterner
@panmidwest
rev kev | just trying to get the approval of strangers | @ajokeexplainer | top tweets: twitter.com/panmidwest/tim…
sky
@iamspacegirl
not exactly nailing it 🚀🏳️🌈
Kyle 🌱
@kyleplantemoji
I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him | the hits twitter.com/kyleplantemoji…