"I like that approach. We should find a valid reason to join them to convince them. Otherwise, they might see through our lies."

"Bordom is a curse, isn't it?"

Doesn't she want to be a mother again?

"Long time no see, Princess."

"I think you and Sindel should marry."

He won't tell. She has to guess.

"Do you not wish to become Emperor of Outworld, Quan Chi?"

"I'm guessing Mommy and Daddy approved this, no?"

"I'm more interested in their souls, old friend."

"From within. You hardly notice your surroundings, Ms. Cage. That's quite an outfit you have going on there."

"Somethings are better left unexplained to an innocent princess."

Perhaps a back massage might do the trick.

May I?

"No, but certain things are better off not knowing. For example, the terms 'hawk tuah' spit on that thang, mean spitting on a man's manhood during copulation. Surely a princess like you wouldn't want to know that..."

"I do recall doing that once, and it worked out fine. Your mother would skin me alive if I dared pull such a stunt on you. Consider yourself lucky."

"Sure. Name your terms, Quan Chi."

"I dare say better than yours, Sindel. You gained weight since last we spoke."

"I must enlist Goro and Kano for my next project."