this stupid fucking song has been in my head for months. i couldn’t remember the name or the band and i did everything short of foghorning my terrible version onto the street. it finally popped back up in my spotify algorithm and this is the only time i will give that app props.

in some ways, it was already using ai…

asked the optometrist if i could avoid future floaters in my right eye and she said: its age related (!!!) but you should eat a lot of fruit and vegetables. idk why that annoyed me. like all i eat is marshmallows and the corn syrup is why my vitreous is sticking together.

it’s a sad state of affairs that the only way to get me away from a screen is to put the fear of god in me with those drops that dilate your pupils at the optometrists’. i’ve been dozing and sitting in a room with my sunglasses on all day today like a seasoned serial killer.

for the love of god someone let me write about this movie

love going thru a freelance contract to see how much i am actually being screwed and how much i can actually do nothing about it.

a desert just flooded. i was in dubai for a year two decades ago and i think it rained a sum total of once. it is worth noting that dubai is built on oil money.

this kid (he’s 23) kicks ass. he also dedicated his gq award to the palestinian children who have been killed, even tho he was told not to mention palestine: “all these kids had a voice, a body, a face, a name and dreams like all of us and this prize is for them.” ❤️

This is insane. The presumption of foul play, the complete lack of collegiality, the aggression…as if freelance journalists didn’t have enough exposure to worry about. Signal boosting as a heads up to fellow freelancers. And in case anyone has legal support to offer….

being a freelance writer means being a freelance accountant and i hate it.

idk why we pretend we have a subway service at this rate

what a crew!!!

it should say 14 years, they are on it

sneak peek of my big reported feature that people who have apple news can access…will share when it’s online.

jewel turned into tori amos which means her soul was indeed saved

most people who have dogs should not

people keep trying to give me $1000 for a brand new dell worth $2800 and its making me want to punch a wall.

i did not dance but it was pretty

this is healing. ❤️

yes.