Lmao i’m not even gonna dignify any of these replies with a response. Straight to my blocklist👋

Hahahahahaha I love her

My early move-in request for college was just approved today... with three days to spare... so it looks like I’m moving into dorms this weekend😰

This is quite possibly the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Wow, she’s more delulu than I am

Choosing which stuffed animal gets to come with me to college feels like some sort of heartless betrayal (it’s Blossom, obviously. It was always going to be Blossom.) But I am so sorry to all of my snuggle buddies that have to be left at home while I embark on this endeavour.😭

I am officially moved into my dorms and somehow, the toilet is already clogged. I swear, I didn’t do anything😖😖😖 Down to the reception desk we go

August hater until the day I die🫡

*sends in invisible ink* why does it matter how many variants any artist makes when you have free will and critical thinking to make your own purchases

I keep trying to make scrambled eggs in the air fryer. They keep flopping. What am I doing wrong? This is supposed to be easy how could I possibly fuck this up

Like??? These ones flopped so hard my be my eyes AI couldn’t even identify the eggs😭😭😭 I literally hate everything

Istg every time I’ve tried to call aira now that I’m only using the free version there’s apparently a high call volume so they can’t answer mine... like sorry we can’t all be paying $29 a month but ffs I’m just trying to find the entrance to a building

Wait...😟

I’m blind, do all of my make up without a mirror, and even I can see that that’s not blended and could make it look so much better

Everybody start holding hands and praying(a man is shopping my Instacart order)😟😟😟

Currently in the process of transitioning my sleep schedule so that I don’t feel like I’m dying every time I have to get up for an 8 AM class... but I am at the point right now where I do feel like I’m dying and I am so looking forward to that 10 PM bedtime you have no idea🥱🥱🥱

Taylor Travis engaged?????????

If God gave me the power to have access to a PA system in a public building I fear I would use it to become exactly like this