Don’t trust anyone who calls you “boss”

If anyone has any last minute tickets, lmk #RCTID

Dad you can make me leave a basketball game early but never a soccer game. Cabecita scores right after. #Rctid

Today I got called a dickbag.. I don’t even know what that means

That’s a first for me, a baby at a comedy show. #ralphbarbosa

My kid got called a motherfucking bitch. She’s only in 4th grade. In 4th grade I got in trouble for saying lardass and I didn’t even knew what that meant 😂

Alright who’s got tickets for tonight, looking for 4 #rctid

My nephew and his team arriving in Greece to play in a soccer tournament. #sisepuede

Any last minute tickets available? #rctid

Do Portland Oregon next

If anyone knows of a house rental, NE north Portland. Please let me know

Looks like we are moving back to North Portland!!

Anyone have last minute tickets to thorns game? #baon

Just found myself a new soccer bar in north Portland

It’s a king burrito kinda night

Anyone with extra tickets for tonight’s game? #rctid

First time I had a gun pulled on me was 6th grade in California, 33 years later it happened again in Portland.

Looking for 2 tickets for Sabrina Carpenter tonight in Portland for my kid. #sabrinacarpentertickets