he is the cutest

Katherine Parr much

Hate when you hire a shady mercenary in a tavern by throwing them a leather purse of gold coins they never give you the purse back. Im getting fucking murdered on leather purses here

it is always two very intelligent bitches saying "not exactly" to each other

Padme Amidala listening to Anakin talk about the virtues of fascist governance

10 Haunting Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster

USA: Colossal, era-defining election, division, disruption, the lingering threat of unrest, people full of opinions and uncertainty UK: You seen the size of Gary Barlow's son? He's fucking massive

getting married and raising multiple children just so I can order a big chinese

FRODO: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. GANDALF:

you're laughing? david lynch is being reincarnated as the switch 2 and you're laughing?

For the love of god, the overweight squirrels of North London are now eating Viennese Whirls.

Whenever a man tells me not to cut my hair he’s a misogynist and whenever a man encourages me to cut my hair he’s plotting on my downfall. I’m surrounded by Judases and Brutuses. I must only look within. The path ahead will reveal itself to me through quiet reflection and prayer

it's what they fought for

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins

so crazy you just be lying down and a little animal comes and joins you