‘Wish you were here’ in Persian is ‘jāyat khālīst’ or ‘Your place is empty.’

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

Beautiful overview of the field of #pharmacogenetics by the great @MPUoL : pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36707729/ PGRN

براى تو هزار دفعه

I spent two years exploring the 28 Arabic words for love through poetry.

Agh I see. She’s taken a barnacle and covered it in bioluminescent algae... AS A DIVERSION.

alright, we're officially living in the future 🤯 this app that lets you relive your memories in VR is just *incredible*

"If there's one thing I've learned in my life.. It's that revolutions promise to slay the big, bad dragons But they always just replace them with new ones Even if they look different, they're still dragons"

Falling asleep to the sound of children playing in Al Masjid an Nabawi… new core memory formed

16 days until the beginning of the end of Tom Wambsgans

I went to take the bus today - this was inserted in the timetable at the bus stop…..what happened Charlotte???? 💍?? I need to know.

The hardest part abt practicing Islam isn’t prayer or fasting or hijab it’s perfecting character, its trying not to speak ill of someone, it’s controlling your anger, it’s making sure you aren’t accidentally excluding someone

My drain became blocked recently - i was charged £160 to unblock it (for 1hr work). A junior doctor unblocking your coronary artery during a heart attack and 10-15 yrs training will get £28.

Don’t worry guys we’ve done yours too Steve Barclay Rishi Sunak

Date pudding season

I walked into Target and heard a husband tell his wife “okay you have a $200 spending limit, I won’t rush you, and yes we’re getting coffee first before you catch an attitude.” Lol if my marriage isn’t like this I don’t want it!

SUCCESSION BY WES ANDERSON???

How is BBC radio 4 Women’s Hour so biased? They’re not even newwws