No Moid is gonna touch my Jungle. EVER. #VIRGIN

why does super idol have the andre kriegman shirt

aunt noticed i’ve lost a bunch of weight the other day and i’ve never been happier cause she’s the same one who used to call me fat

when i was younger i would scratch myself with the forks at lunch and show them to my teacher to get attention

i wanna dye my hair red or blue (i’ve done blue before) but i fear ill get made fun of

went on omegle with my friends earlier and had like 5 dudes call me bad and i’ve never had my ego boosted so much

edtt will never fail to amuse me

don’t even have to worry about fasting cause my mom hasn’t been to to the grocery store in 4 months