the year is 2025. your dad just turned you in for a well-executed assassination you would’ve otherwise gotten away with and everyone is talking about how the other assassin is hotter than you

I see it 😭😭

Me in bed watching #LoveIslandGames after being terrorized by the franchise all summer

WE ARE IN HALF N HALF HELL 🤕🤕🤕🤕#LoveIslandGames

Kendall full Black but spiritually biracial

Davide and Keye are my ship. Don’t disappoint me 🥹 #MAFSUK

I liked Sarah but damn I think she’s rude. Looking for anything to dislike him. #MAFSUK

I love an unhinged cast for #MAFSUK

Apple needs to bring back IPods. Kids should be able to listen to music and audiobooks without having a cell phone or a device that is also a screen for playing games, texting, using the internet. Let kids be kids!

The lead producer this year must HATE women because why are all the brides so awful and rude? It’s giving they want to make women look bad. #MAFSUK

this sentence is actually terrifying. the big three no one wanted #LoveIslandGames

I was expecting more as he is a “musician” 🤣 #MAFSUK

Sarah is actually so vile and fatphobic. Total weirdo. #MAFSUK

Sarah is so fake. #MAFSUK

Grace just shut up and get an infill. Is it this deep. #MAFSUK

Raya is trash btw #MAFSUK

Nelly “some z-lister” the shade 😭😭😭😭 #MAFSUK

The women are insufferable. #MAFSUK

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

i said taylor swift’s new album sucks and i didn’t even get a single death threat from a swiftie. that’s how bad it is.