I actually laughed out loud. Catch me never pronouncing microwave correctly again

We’re having turkey

Nah what’s his problem? Loooooool kmttt 🤣🤣🤣😭

the oompa loompas whenever one of the kids die

happy aquarius season

100,000 dead Boris Johnson says: “We did everything we could.” No, he didn’t

Teenagers in Grease be like: on my way to school

Rice Krispies watching you get the milk out of the fridge x.com/harrisonjbrock…

An email after 3pm on a Friday is next week's concern

Fucking kip of that

Anyone else really lost with life like I dno what my dream job is n everyone’s proper settling down in life getting a house or kids or gettin engaged or getting a promotion, like what is my purpose here cause a can’t even afford a big mac

Phil McCann is now in this very specific & rare hall of fame

How’s she done out a whole cinema room to use planktons bird as the tele hahahahahaha

may he continue to twirl💜