This is Lucas. He’d like you to put your phone down for a change and enjoy some quality time with him. Maybe even a conversation as well? 13/10 he’d welcome that

Why is fritz in kahoots with Benjamin Netanyahu

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Yes, and?

There’s something so healing about the Pitch Perfect Riff Off.

karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend

This is George. He's wondering when his husband (owner) will return from war (their little email job). 12/10

Babybel is everything.

This is Oreo. He wants you to believe in yourself as much as he believes in you. Very serious about this. 12/10

Most of the time I am IRKED by the toilet seat being left up. Unless of course it’s 8 am in the office and I can guarantee that I just walked into a freshly cleaned bathroom, in that case I’m overjoyed.

My hot take for today: Apple watches are ugly and embarrassing.

Kinda crazy how these 2 singlehandedly put the city of Cincinnati on the map

threads > twitter

This is Ernie. He doesn't know what he's shaking on. But he also doesn't abide by the rules of contract law. 12/10

Selena and Miley announcing new singles within 1 hour of each other

This is Cooper. He is built this way by necessity. If his legs were any longer, he would be too powerful. 13/10

KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS?!?!??? 🫶🤯🤩💞

Fritz walked so moo deng could run

I've said it before and I'll say it again... LET'S GO GIRLS ❤️‍🔥