The sound/catharsis of roughly 8500 people screaming in unison to “I Know the End”. traitor joe

The cultural impact this one necklace had

pretty food tastes bad

phoebe bridgers songs illustrated by an artificial intelligence - thread:

"but you're holding me like water in your hands"

artificial intelligence with Jensen McRae lyrics 😢

It’s amazing how writing a sad song makes me happy

Parents: “don’t act up” A little kid:

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

happy 17th anniversary to the movie scene that invented love

me waiting for my mom to make me a sandwich after going swimming

spider-cat, spider-cat

Hey man I noticed you picked yoshi. Do you mind letting me have him or else.

Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs