All I'm saying is why look for the cool kids table when life is assigned seating?

Some souls touch you more than hands ever could.

Oh, you've got sausage fingers? Nice.

Are we taking our loved ones for granted or are we really loving them back?

Lose your mind. Find your soul.

My life doesn’t revolve around you, it evolves with you…

how naked will you be with me

I came into some money today (found a quarter in a clean pair of jeans)

The internet has proven that y’all will believe anything.

If it were midweek a 9 AM meeting would feel reasonable and acceptable. But on a Monday? That is a cold and rude move.

I can't hear the music in your head but I know it's there.

My life is so fucking private that even I don't know what's going on

My wife and I are very well matched. She's unstoppable and I complement that by being very stoppable.

I relate to very few fucking people so the fucking weirdos I like really fucking standout

The human condition requires baggage, we all have some and I would help you carry yours

I quit smoking cigarettes on Saturday and fam, today is the hardest day. I know I can do it though. Mind. Over. Matter.

The nerve of people trying to call me after 8pm

I suffer from self inflicted awkward encounters

Honest confessions are love language which connects two hearts meaningfully

Ever notice how the most sensitive topics love to crash the party at the worst times? Like, "Yes, I’m totally ready to unpack childhood trauma… in the grocery store line."