This tissue box design made it look so elegant

Trump: “I’ve been talking to Iran” The phone.

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So the Trump administration went from “immigrants are taking our jobs,” to an immigrant introducing a robot who is taking our jobs. Got it.

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY ✊✊✊

POV: Software engineers 3 hours before the deadline. 😂

In a sea of red, the spots of green like $MDGL gives one hope. Has the time come for an M&A?

Someone must think $VKTX is next on M&A list because they bought my "hail Mary" call.

Is the world really going to have to suffer WW3 because the USA can’t impeach a president?

Trump negotiating with Iran

say “ buy the dip “ one more time

The stock market is being manipulated Fake pumps before the real crash

It’s crazy that they get so close to a peace deal every week before Monday open

There should definitely be a TACO ETF.

Call me crazy, but we shouldn't have to wake up every day trying to figure out if the president of the United States is trying to manipulate the market or start a nuclear war.

Dear PBS: Please add "The Other Bennett Sister" to your MASTERPIECE | PBS line up. Many thanks in advance.

2026 geopolitical tasting menu: TACO — Trump Always Chickens Out NACHO — Nobody Actually Calls Him Out QUESO — Quietly Undermined, Economy Suffers Openly BUTTER CHICKEN — Bluffing Until The Trade Escalates, Retreating... Chicken NAAN — Nobody's Accountable, Absolutely Nobody

So true!