join me for baby week won’t you

vacation

I’m sick of being professional. I’m going to start biting

meet me at the corner of being and nothingness

you should be able to send other Letterboxd users pictures of your body

darren aronofsky’s postcard from earth at sphere radicalized me

When I want to rawdog

doing some retail therapy at subaruonlineparts.com

nothing feels better than not wanting to be an actor

i write books for people who eat alone in their cars

going commando is the only agency i have left in my life

On my hands and knees drooling like a St. Bernard as I await the John Early eating disorder dramedy

The luxury of breaking up with someone you’re not actively writing a book about ??? One day I’ll know that nectar

Flossing in the Gelson’s parking lot

Parked in an insane way to teach the person in front of me a lesson. I think it's gonna work!

totally didn’t mean to take the hero’s journey

Two of my employees kissed at the Oasis concert and now I have to reschedule Thursday mornings

everything is romantic

like ideally acts of wise mind

If you haven't thrown up on a dick you haven't lived! Is what I'm telling myself