Pregaming therapy by crying in my car 10 min before my session

I hate this sad excuse of a man with every fiber in my body.

What about the guy who did a Nazi salute behind the presidential seal?

he was trying to kill Bella, the Cullens had to tear him apart and burn the pieces

I have concluded that the only reason a man wouldn’t respond to me is if he were dead

The HPV vaccine is eliminating cervical cancer, yes

it’s me and my Kermit stuffed animal against the world

There is nothing more perfect in this world than a dark chocolate peanut butter cup from Trader Joe’s

I got into grad school! I’m hot AND smart!!

ok????

FUCK!!!!!!!! 🤦🏾‍♂️🙏🏾

What happened financially this weekend can never happen again

having a crush is soooo embarrassing like wdym i have dreams about holding his hand? fuck you

please tell me this is AI

Obsessed with the only sold seat in the middle of the theater for wuthering heights, I respect the hell out of it

a sea bass! no wait, it’s at least a C+