My uncle, half watching Sky News in front of whole family: 'I quite like Boris Johnson'

My brain:
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Me:

Can someone get mac miller and Chance the rapper back on drugs for one album and then they can go back to being good healthy people

here's a video of post malone singing tongue tied to improve your day.

Big Mike & Bigger Mike 🇮🇪❤️😂

Lil Wayne needs to sing more
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oi safe nan

@george_silk I love you angel x

This a wonderful picture. Shame it can't be permanent Piers Morgan

Just so you know, she won't be bringing her pussy... x.com/realdonaldtrum…

Richard Osman he gave a stranger in a cafe £25k as she was crying over debt. Told the waitress to give her the cheque after he left.

A woman on 'Deal Or No Deal' told us she needed £15k for IVF treatment. George Michael secretly phoned the next day and gave her the £15k.

@svmagate grow up

@george_silk charlie alice Kermit stinks of Charlie