🖤

TSA pulled my bag because there was something suspicious in my bag. Was in my needles and testosterone? No! It was my Dad’s ashes.

The holidays will never be the same. I like to believe that Anthony greeted my Dad and they are sharing their favorite music artists with one another. Two amazing humans lost far too soon to cancer. Both aided my deep love for music and art. 🖤 #fuckcancer

I imagine my 30’s will just be like my 20’s but I’ll own an ergonomic mouse.

I’m a nepo baby (I was homeschooled)

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

What a fun coincidence

2023 we are only accepting romantic gestures. Kiss me hand.

I just thought life would have a lot more tubby custard.

Hello my name is Soph, I’m a professional and these are my 2023 trend predictions: 1. Lobotomies

Not the best photo but got me a little chrome teapot

LA dating is actually insane. This is straight up a lawless land. For the love of god can someone get these people some therapy.

Cis people are wild. Guy asked my name and after I told him he said he liked it. I said “thanks, it’s just the shortened of my dead name” then bro really said “what’s your dead name?”

SNAIL

My roommates said I’m not allowed to bring anymore home, since the Garfield lead mug incident.

Twitter told me to tweet something to celebrate my 5 year Twitter anniversary. Here ya go. Pee pee poo poo

Nap so good I took my pants off in my sleep

Suspicious

If all goes to plan @whereisMUNA will be my first concert since doing the ol titty chop and I couldn’t be happier