my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords

logging onto the conference call with your new secretary

Celebrating this month with the greatest poem ever written in English, as per request #NationalPoetryMonth

Stuck this to the window and now the world makes more sense.

I have had a massive bath, I am now ready for my new role as the bass player in an Icelandic heavy metal band.

Quarantine, day 14. Me and my boyfriend spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil.

What day is it? #QuarantineLifeProblems

Woman in Biscuits - reworked Klimt via #GettyMuseumChallenge (& @ etrix) #LockdownArt

Once Upon a Virus...

Recent photo of Barnard Castle: #DominicCummings #DominicCummngs #Cummings #cummingsbriefing #DominicCummngs

Birmingham music lovers! Add your voice to the discussions about the future of live music in the city by completing the Live Music Research audience survey. It takes just 10 minutes. Please share with your Brum-based friends aston.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/blmp-audience-…

Join us next week (18th Sep, 16-18) for online panel disscussion: West Midlands and the (international) business of Creative Culture – A globalized local perspective!!!! Speakers from: Culture Central, @wearethentia and Live Music Research eventbrite.co.uk/e/west-midland…

Time to vote!

Stairway to heaven

Your Twitter feed needs these photos of a ruru (morepork) getting an antibacterial shampoo & blowdry at Wildbase Recovery Centre. This is why you don't see owls fly in the rain 😂 #NotWaterProof #Morepork #Ruru #BirdWatching

Check out "MAKING MOVIES IN THE MIDLANDS - Local filmmaking and industry seminar + Q&A" eventbrite.com/e/making-movie… @Eventbrite

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary