Are you 1) Single? 2) In the Twin Cities metro? 3) between the ages of 35-45? 4) open to trying something a little different in the dating arena? Please send me a PM!

Omg a cat just turned up at my house.

Whatever it is you’re having trouble finding: Job, partner, pet, etc etc etc… it’s worth the wait.

2023- meet people in the wild.

I’ve got it! An online dating app that monitors your interactions with matches and adds disclaimers unbeknownst to you. “Likely to ghost after 2 days” “Sends messages sexual in nature” etc. #onlinedatingsucks

😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 Happy Single’s Awareness Day, everyone! Go buy yourself some chocolate covered strawberries!

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I have two men I need to set up in the Twin Cities area who aren’t jerks. Any local gals interested? Slide into my DMs!

DAMMIT!! I should NOT have planted that cat tree. #itshappening

Thanks for the clarification on keeping my name good, Jon Justice! Mostly because EWWWWWW, but secondly, I’m not 47 yet! 🤣#tcnt #throwbackshoutout

I assure you, it is the answer.

“Your pants have been on my mind!!” -Diamond Babble

If you’re struggling in dating:

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